Hey salesmen
Leaving me a voicemail stating a day and time you plan on showing up at my door, does not constitute an appointment.
I will not call you back and cancel, because it's not a valid appointment. I will allow you to show up and sit up there for an hour. Only to later send a minion to tell you I've been unavoidably detained and you will need to schedule an APPOINTMENT for another time....Dig?
An appointment is a time that is AGREED upon by TWO or more parties.
I know sales can be a tough gig, and you must be a bit pushy at times, but I don't play the blitzkrieg game.
In fact I got a guy sitting up there right now as I type this. Hope you like last summer's Entertainment Weekly playa.
I will not call you back and cancel, because it's not a valid appointment. I will allow you to show up and sit up there for an hour. Only to later send a minion to tell you I've been unavoidably detained and you will need to schedule an APPOINTMENT for another time....Dig?
An appointment is a time that is AGREED upon by TWO or more parties.
I know sales can be a tough gig, and you must be a bit pushy at times, but I don't play the blitzkrieg game.
In fact I got a guy sitting up there right now as I type this. Hope you like last summer's Entertainment Weekly playa.
2 Comments:
all your posts are funny. did they get your cubes figured out?
is this salesman still there?
do you think men should wear capris? and if so do you???
i think i will have to have a half mean blog and a half nice blog.
can you sneek a picture of flanders?
I'll try and gt a Flanders pic, he looks kinda like Ziggy.
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